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BUSTED: Sorry, crazy wishful thinkers, it's time for a hit of reality.
Aug 28 2011, 7:22 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 28 2011, 7:22 PM EDT
Please. Apply common sense before you say it isn't a whale. I'm a marine zoologist- this is quite clearly a toothed whale. Google 'Dolphin Skull' if you don't believe me; compare the dentation, the structure of the maxilla ('upper jaw') and the conical teeth, adapted for catching fish. Based off the size, it could be a Beluga, or whatever species of toothed whale is found near Russia and Japan. If you're too lazy to find an image...
http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/belugaskulllg.jpg
Here you go. Myth: Busted.
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FlipFlopRagDoll
FlipFlopRagDoll
1. BUSTED: Sorry, crazy wishful thinkers, it's time for a hit of reality.
Aug 28 2011, 8:05 PM EDT | Post edited: Aug 28 2011, 8:05 PM EDT
To hell with you!Reality can suck my d!ck! 3  out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?    
Logic_Chair
Logic_Chair
2. RE: BUSTED: Sorry, crazy wishful thinkers, it's time for a hit of reality.
Aug 29 2011, 5:14 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 29 2011, 5:14 AM EDT
While that does look like a fish, what the hell is it doing in the middle of a forest? 0  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
FlipFlopRagDoll
FlipFlopRagDoll
3. reality.
Aug 29 2011, 6:59 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 29 2011, 6:59 AM EDT
It grew legs but then lost them and died 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    
Universalstar
Universalstar
4. RE: reality.
Aug 29 2011, 9:47 AM EDT | Post edited: Aug 29 2011, 9:47 AM EDT
chair...theres is sand, and driftwood. its a beach 3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
Master_Cloudfang
Master_Cloudfang
5. RE: BUSTED: Sorry, crazy wishful thinkers, it's time for a hit of reality.
Oct 29 2011, 2:47 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 29 2011, 2:47 AM EDT
I don't think I'm crazy...okay yeah I do...maybe. Well...whatever it is, it looks awesome. :p 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
FlipFlopRagDoll
FlipFlopRagDoll
6. BUSTED: Sorry, crazy wishful thinkers, it's time for a hit of reality.
Oct 29 2011, 8:42 AM EDT | Post edited: Oct 29 2011, 8:42 AM EDT
looks like it could bite someon-
*face gets bitten off*
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Posted Anonymously
7. RE: BUSTED: Sorry, crazy wishful thinkers, it's time for a hit of reality.
Oct 30 2011, 5:12 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 30 2011, 5:12 PM EDT
Then why does it have fur?? The last time i checked belugas, dolphins, or any other kinds of toothed whales don't have long fur or hair on them.
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Posted Anonymously
8. RE: BUSTED: Sorry, crazy wishful thinkers, it's time for a hit of reality.
Oct 31 2011, 1:14 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 31 2011, 1:14 PM EDT
OK, it cant be a whale. No ofennce but suck on that. Whale + fur = wierd thing washed up on beach. No. But i'm not saying that its a UnIcOrN. Its probably a horse. They have part of thier spine in thier tail you know. (Check that coz im not 100% sure about it). But maybe its a...... No its definetly not a winter rhino. Or maybe it is.......... 1  out of 1 found this valuable. Do you?    

Posted Anonymously
9. RE: BUSTED: Sorry, crazy wishful thinkers, it's time for a hit of reality.
Oct 31 2011, 1:15 PM EDT | Post edited: Oct 31 2011, 1:15 PM EDT
"While that does look like a fish, what the hell is it doing in the middle of a forest?"
ITS ON A BEACH!!! LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!! YOU HAVE EYES DO YOU NOT???
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Logic_Chair
Logic_Chair
10. RE: BUSTED: Sorry, crazy wishful thinkers, it's time for a hit of reality.
Nov 1 2011, 2:52 AM EDT | Post edited: Nov 1 2011, 2:52 AM EDT
Im a chair, I have no eyes.
Don't make fun of my disabilities!
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