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artrix_the_lycan |
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Logic_Chair |
1. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 25 2011, 10:51 AM EDT
You need a potion to keep yourself from becoming a werewolf, put some pinecones in a blender than apply Nitroglycerine.Nothing could possibly go wrong. 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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artrix_the_lycan |
2. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 25 2011, 3:28 PM EDT
ummmmm..... thats not my problem...... i like being a lycan..... i needed help because i dont know what to do now that i am a lycan........
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Logic_Chair |
3. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 25 2011, 4:08 PM EDT
Take a container full of Nitroglycerine and shake it very hard?
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artrix_the_lycan |
4. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 25 2011, 5:01 PM EDT
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. but seriously i dont know what to do now....................................................................... and i was hoping to talk to an actual werewolf so are you a werewolf?
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Logic_Chair |
5. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 25 2011, 6:51 PM EDT
You may put a bucket full of thermite in your fridge and set the fuse off.I am not a werewolf, I am a product of your imagination. You have been comatose for 2 years now, after the accident. Do you find this valuable? |
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artrix_the_lycan |
6. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 25 2011, 7:22 PM EDT
huuuuuuuh? what ever if you arnt a lycan/werewolf then why are you talking to me?
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Logic_Chair |
7. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 26 2011, 1:45 AM EDT
"huuuuuuuh? what ever if you arnt a lycan/werewolf then why are you talking to me?"Because quite frankly... noone else would :I Do you find this valuable? |
Universalstar |
8. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 26 2011, 12:04 PM EDT
"Because quite frankly... noone else would :I"because hes a cruel robot chair intent on ******* your mind up a wall Do you find this valuable? |
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Logic_Chair |
9. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 26 2011, 3:46 PM EDT
Your argument is invalidThe CHAIR 9000 model is designed to guide and protect. Do you find this valuable? |
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Universalstar |
10. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 26 2011, 4:24 PM EDT
but chair 3000, which is you, is a senseless mind killing mchine
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Logic_Chair |
11. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 26 2011, 6:51 PM EDT
ErrorYou have been charged with non compliance. *Hits with stunstick* Do you find this valuable? |
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Universalstar |
12. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 26 2011, 7:23 PM EDT
*Proceeds to smash chair with my stone arm*
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Dous777 |
13. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 26 2011, 8:36 PM EDT
Ah, gave him the cold shoulder I see.
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FlipFlopRagDoll |
14. RE: help me!!!!!!!
Aug 26 2011, 9:21 PM EDT
"ok so i was bitten by a lycanthrope/werewolf a few nights ago and i dont know what to do now...... help me!!!!!!!!!!!"Just hang tight and don't worry about it Do you find this valuable? |
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15. Disproving The bible
Aug 27 2011, 12:44 AM EDT
U seem to be hung up on the fact that God has consequences and that can include death, I won't deny that. So i ask u, should ppl be able to live forever and grow more and more corrupt? Should there be no consequences for evil? Could u imagine living in a world where the actions of others that go around raping, murdering, hurting, and molesting others will never be avenged? You will never receive justice for the wrong done to u, things would never be made right, someone would never get the punishment that they justly deserve by hurting you for no reason, or taking something of yours that could never be replaced. It would be hell on earth, logic chair. You keep bashing God for destroying the earth with a flood. Well why did he? It says and God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that EVERY IMAGINATION OF THE THOUGHTS OF HIS HEART WAS ONLY EVIL CONTINUALLY. And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth and it grieved him at his heart. So how do u deal with evil? Do u slap them on the hand and keep telling them not to do it, with unlimited warnings? Or do u make severe enough consequences to make the person reconsider? Also the consequences would have to be carried out in order to make this example to be more effective than the first. For why stop doing an evil act if u like it, unless there are consequences? Is not our society an example that too little consequences breeds more crime? Isn't there much less crime in places where they punish, and publicly display the consequences? Is it so wrong to punish those that deserve it? Logic, I don't know how your personal relationships are, but suppose you were surrounded by a family that u loved and they loved u and u all were important to each other. One day someone comes along and murders your whole family save u. And they did bcuz they like to torture and kill ppl. Should they just be allowed to go on thier merry way and continue to do the same to others? No consequences?
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Universalstar |
16. RE: Disproving The bible
Aug 27 2011, 12:56 AM EDT
*rips out the anons throat and throw it into the sea, then drop kicks the body into a volcano*
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Posted Anonymously |
17. RE: Disproving The bible
Aug 27 2011, 1:20 AM EDT
Only a weak, passive god would not be able to execute his will and judgement, and would not be able to make good on what he said would happen if u disobey. Now concerning God not making things perfect, he did make them perfect. But none is perfect like him, so if given a free will, a being now has the power to corrupt itself. In the instance of lucifer, one had never corrupted themself before, who knows how far back in eternity he was created until he corrupted himself. And it had never been done prior, there were no examples. But he managed to do so. He and 1/3 of the angels got cast down from heaven and he spread his 'disease' to us. And now this thing called life is playing out quickly to see who can go thru this mess and come out on the other side loving and believing in God. And that's the way He decided to weed out those who would revolt against Him throughout all eternity and who would be faithful for all eternity. And He does it in a few thousand years of the existence of the human race on earth. A very quick alternative to end sin then let it run a course that could never end. Heck, we can't even fathom how long eternity is, so a few thousand years of sin running it's course is not even a speck in eternity. I'm sure He did it the best way that could be done considering isaiah 55:8 for my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the Lord. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways and my thoughts higher that your thoughts. And heck, I'll repeat this one again too, O the depths of the riches both of the wisdom and knowledge of God! How unsearchable are his judgements and his ways past finding out! For who hath known the mind of the Lord? Or who hath been his counselor? Logic chair, satan laughs at how u blame God for satans doings. U play right into his plan. You're angry at the wrong one. I will say this, there is nobody in hell right now that would
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Posted Anonymously |
18. RE: Disproving The bible
Aug 27 2011, 1:48 AM EDT
Not rather be in heaven. Heck even satan and the other fallen would rather be back there. They know where they came from, and would love to go back but they cannot. Nor can I explain why they cannot go back, musta been pretty bad. You talk about God like you are so angry at Him. Accusing him like he's so evil. What about what Jesus did while he was here? Acts 10:38 says about Jesus, who went about doing good and healing all that were oppressed of the devil. Jesus is God in man form. Hebrews 1:3 who being the brightness of his glory, and the express image of his person, and upholding all things by the word of his power, when he had by himself purged our sins, sat down on the right hand of the Majesty on high. So God came down as Jesus and reversed the curse by a guiltless sinless man, being judged and killed by the guilty ones. Healed everyone and served ppl. But u say he's such a tyrant. And as for Adam and eve eating from the tree of life, had they done that, we would be stuck in this corrupt world becoming more and more corrupt, and making each other miserable, and creating a hell on earth, that we cannot get out of bcuz then flesh would've been made that it cannot die forever. The bible never says he feared that. By preventing that, He did us a favor. U and I don't know how many things 'must happen' and 'must play out'. We don't know what He knows and I believe that He is taking us thru this the best way possible.
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Logic_Chair |
19. RE: Disproving The bible
Aug 27 2011, 3:22 AM EDT
"Oh Lord Jesus Christ, free me from the tyranny of my own responsibilities, write things in your book, so that I may read them!Please use your holy power to rid me of the plague of thinking and knowledge, and let divine ignorance shield my eyes from the truth!" What is your image of corruption? God loves murder incest and destruction, so that must not be corruption at all.You dodged most of the arguments in my last post and resorted to desperate ritual chanting of your sci-fi book.You see the problem is that your "Higher thoughts" are that of a medieval peasant, a primitive barbarian unfit to live in the modern society, and unfit to see the social evolution of man kind.Your perception of Good and Evil has been reversed. God murders! God likes rape! God likes incest! And I have hundreds of examples from YOUR OWN HOLY BOOK to prove it! Hell God even likes ritual sacrifice! Therefor what you said isn't a sin, since God does it! God is a failiure, an idiot, a complete retard.A drunken hobo that somehow managed to lock himself in the universe control chamber.His system is pathetic, a failiure, fit for 2000 years ago.His mind is limited his mind is weak, and the power he has is never used for anything, the only solution he has to sin is to kill everything, that's his solution to everything, when he having the power of God could simply make sin stop existing, if he can't stop sin any other way, He's not a God at all! Hell existing is God's work.God could do much better, hell any corrupted Human being could do much better than this ******* of a God you have.A God that tells you to beat up your wife and children.A God that tells you that sex is bad but than tells you to murder people in his name.If he murders or causes murder, he's not perfect or a God.And he does. Do you find this valuable? |
