"It is a suitcase, hence the name Trunk. However it was adapted by some mega-corporation intent on making the standard trunk look like crap, so they improved it, in such a way that no one can tell and slap a big price tag on it and claim it has awesome super abilities, such as it has infinite space, because it's contents is really the eternal abyss!!!!!!!

You buy it, thinking about taking it on holiday, but somehow it fills up, and you're like WTF!! it's supposed to be un-fillable, so you take it back and start a long chain of complaints and ultimately get no where, then you end up on a crappy British tv show called watch dog, claiming that they are frauds and con-artists, they reply by sending a spokesman, who pretends to apologise, while really they couldn't care less, after all they have millions of pounds and you're left with a run of the mill Trunk. While all the time secretly worrying whether people watching you bring such a petty thing up on TV , think that you are a right **** and a bit of a muppet and blind idiot for not seeing it coming when buying a Trunk for such outlandish prices, but you hope that showing that you wont take this kind of nonsense by going on this show no one ever watches you will display your warrior courage....And never get your money back, your lover leaves you on your holiday for some polish guy and your become a alcoholic, you lose your job tot he same polish guy who your ex lover abandoned you for because your boss thinks that you have really let yourself go, and you have. Returning home after a night of binge drinking, curries and sleeping most of the day off in a gutter with some tramp taking a leak all over your face and stealing your wallet, you see the trunk waiting for you on the bed, the catalyst which caused the break down of your entire life.

Hence the name Trunko! Beware you have been warned!!!"