Everyone's tried rare or strange food in their lives. Would you eat the following dishes, if given the opportunity?

Unicorn Shish Kabob
Served from the severed head of this most majestic and rare horned beast, Unicorn Shish Kabobs are the greatest Shish Kabobs EVER!... They are so good that, one time Chuck Norris ate one and shed a tear of joy!!!

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Pan-seared Mermaid with California Trolls
The best of "under the sea" meets "under the bridge". This decadent delight wets the pallet of seafood lovers. Made with 100% organic California Trolls farmed from the finest bridges in Northern California Troll Country, this dish will sure provide you with an amazing mouth watering joy. For extra spice try adding a zest of lime, or a few of Anthony's Special Red Hot Chili Peppers. Beware... trolls may be unsettling and difficult to find out of season.

Rated 3 out of 4.0 for Flavor.... Most found the dish to be a juicy salty flavor explosion!!... out of season trolls can be unsettling to the stomach (check expiration before purchasing)


Yeti Spaghetti with Pegasauce
Ground Yeti meat balls served atop a bed of delicate angel hair pasta, with a radiant white pegasauce that will dance with equistrian grace down your esophagus. It'll leave you feeling like you just climbed Everest.

Jersey Deviled Eggs
The tastiest thing thing to come out of Jersey since Bon Jovi!

Hydra Brain Pasta
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Gnome-cooked Pegasus Pot Pie
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Unicorn of the Sea (Narwhal)
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Candied Boneless-skinless Rumpelstilt-skins
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Bacon-wrapped Mummy
Even Brendan Frasier would think twice about sending this back. Bacon can bring the life back to a dish long thought dead. Preparation time - 3,000 years. Served in its own sarcophagus.




















Loch Ness-cargot
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Sloppy Sasquatch
You'll come back for sloppy seconds of this myth dish. First shave Sasquatch, save shavings for garnish.

Fondusa
Combines the best of the 70's, big hair, and melted cheeses.

Chupacabra Con Queso
You could make anything taste better by adding cheese but making this any better would be a crime to humanity.

Phoenix Foie Gras
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Minotaur Tartar
Part man, part bull, all delicious! It's only half cannibalism right?

Children's Menu: (no infant mythical creatures were harmed in making this menu)

Nessie Nuggets
Made from the highest quality grade D mechanically separated sea serpent meat. First frozen and then deep fried to perfection.

Cheese and Krakens
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Leprechaun Lunchables
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