Lake Monster's Twitter Feed

A lake monster who lives in Lake Travis.

• OleHippie: @McStephy No promises.

  Apr 3 2011, 3:02 AM EDT

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    Anonymous said Jul 21 2011, 12:21 PM EDT:

    interesting! Thank u! term paper writing

• OleHippie: I have insomnia. Maybe a late-night snack would help? Unrelated: Anyone up for skinny dipping in the moonlight?

  Apr 3 2011, 2:46 AM EDT

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• OleHippie: Embarrassing: Made out with a hot sea monster for 20 minutes, and then realized it was just a hollowed-out log.

  Mar 25 2011, 8:54 PM EDT

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    Anonymous said May 19 2011, 10:29 PM EDT:

    Can you say... wtf?

• OleHippie: OH: "Come on in, the water is great. There's nothing to be afraid of in this lake. What's that!? OMG! Hellllp!! Hellllllp! *gurgle*"

  Mar 24 2011, 11:19 PM EDT

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    Anonymous said Apr 2 2011, 1:52 AM EDT:

    omg

• OleHippie: Ordering Chinese delivery. Last time I did this, I was hungry again in an hour and had to eat a pizza delivery man, too.

  Mar 23 2011, 10:19 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: @EntitiesRUs Glad to be back. Larger than ever!

  Mar 23 2011, 9:14 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: That's what I'm talking about RT @dquack @OleHippie Tall, dark and carnivore, just my type.

  Mar 23 2011, 8:45 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Ladies: I'm single, independent, have a place on the lake, have a great tail and an amazing smile. @ reply me if you're interested & tasty.

  Mar 23 2011, 8:30 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Thinking about buying a boat. I'm just *that* lazy.

  Mar 23 2011, 10:54 AM EDT

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• OleHippie: @mairalg Awww, just added you to my "look tasty" Twitter list. Come swim with me sometime...

  Mar 22 2011, 8:24 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Argh! Netflix streaming is down. How am I going to get my daily dose of "Waterhorse" and "Mee-shee"?! I'm going on a rampage.

  Mar 22 2011, 8:22 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Some swimmers are playing with a beach ball. I'd like to join in, but people scream every time I try. :(

  Mar 22 2011, 5:49 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Thinking about going back to college to get my PhD in Lurkology, with the idea of teaching. I'm just that good at lurking.

  Mar 22 2011, 1:44 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Making mysterious-looking waves. Is it just a boat wake? A log? A sea monster? I like to keep 'em guessing.

  Mar 21 2011, 3:20 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: FYI, I wouldn't go swimming in my lake for a few days. I ate a giant barrel of chili last night, and it's not agreeing with me. #TMI

  Mar 20 2011, 1:17 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Heading over the dam to take in some shows at #sxsw. I don't need no stinkin' badge.

  Mar 19 2011, 6:28 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: Ate two turtles, a largemouth bass and a license plate for breakfast. Back to bed! #Saturdays

  Mar 19 2011, 12:22 PM EDT

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• OleHippie: @Ebonite I just ate that a-hole

  Mar 19 2011, 2:33 AM EDT

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• OleHippie: Some dumbass just tossed a beer can in my lake. I tossed an old tire back at him. #DontMessWithTexas

  Mar 19 2011, 12:32 AM EDT

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• OleHippie: @netmeg I use a hollow tree stump as a bong. #MonsterIngenuity

  Mar 18 2011, 6:47 PM EDT

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