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Here's MY favorite funny stories!

Cinderfeather
Cinderfeather
Here's MY favorite funny stories!
Jun 17 2009, 10:09 AM EDT | Post edited: Jun 17 2009, 10:09 AM EDT
This one was a commercial:
A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian,"Hello,I'd like a cheeseburger,a Coke,and a small order of fries."
The librarian frowns."Uhm,ma'am?You're in a library!"
The blonde looks around at the room for a moment before looking back at the librarian and whispering "I'd like a cheeseburger,a Coke,and a small order of fries."

A stupid idiot joke:
An idiot was hammering nails into the side of a house.His stupid neighbor walks up and asks,"Why are you throwing half the nails away?"
"Because the heads are on the wrong ends."
His stupid idiot neighbor replies,"You stupid idiot,those are for the other side of the house!"

A funny leprechan joke (you'll never see leprechans the same way again!)
Why do leprechans laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their nuts!

This is a good prank to tell to your friends and neighbors:
"So yesterday I was shopping at (a store's name),and there was an old lady in front of me in line.
She had a huge pile of stuff,so it took forever to get up there.When I finally did,the casheer (however you spell it) said "That'll be a hundred and sixteen dollars."
I said 'What?!'
The casheer said,"Yes,one hundred and sixteen dollars.Your grandmother just said you'd pay for it."
I said,'That wasn't my grandmother!'
So I ran out the door to see the old lady getting in her car.I ran up to her just as she started getting in her seat and pulled on her leg just like I'm pulling yours!"
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