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| Cinderfeather | Here's MY favorite funny stories! | 0 | Jun 17 2009, 10:09 AM EDT by Cinderfeather | ||||
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Thread started: Jun 17 2009, 10:09 AM EDT
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This one was a commercial:
A blonde walks into a library and says to the librarian,"Hello,I'd like a cheeseburger,a Coke,and a small order of fries." The librarian frowns."Uhm,ma'am?You're in a library!" The blonde looks around at the room for a moment before looking back at the librarian and whispering "I'd like a cheeseburger,a Coke,and a small order of fries." A stupid idiot joke: An idiot was hammering nails into the side of a house.His stupid neighbor walks up and asks,"Why are you throwing half the nails away?" "Because the heads are on the wrong ends." His stupid idiot neighbor replies,"You stupid idiot,those are for the other side of the house!" A funny leprechan joke (you'll never see leprechans the same way again!) Why do leprechans laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their nuts! This is a good prank to tell to your friends and neighbors: "So yesterday I was shopping at (a store's name),and there was an old lady in front of me in line. She had a huge pile of stuff,so it took forever to get up there.When I finally did,the casheer (however you spell it) said "That'll be a hundred and sixteen dollars." I said 'What?!' The casheer said,"Yes,one hundred and sixteen dollars.Your grandmother just said you'd pay for it." I said,'That wasn't my grandmother!' So I ran out the door to see the old lady getting in her car.I ran up to her just as she started getting in her seat and pulled on her leg just like I'm pulling yours!" |
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| freedragon10022 | sUp? | 1 | May 24 2009, 4:02 AM EDT by Gaaragirl1996 | ||||
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Thread started: Feb 21 2009, 4:14 PM EST
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Ok, you sound like a good person. And even though I am a firm beliver of christianity, I accept that you are an Atheist (sorry I dont know how to spell ver well XD), however I would like to point out to you a few things, if I may: A) You don't have to have a religion in order to believe in God, B) Seeing as you believe in the supernatural I feel I need point out that In most if not all religions there is some sort of heaven and hell, somesort of mistic beings (like angels and spirits), and some sort of reward and punishment for evil, so like it must be true heaven and hell C)So I guess its like what I'm trying to say is, as long as you are not a compleate evil sycopath inclined to destroy us all, believe in a higher being, and try not to bedestryed by the magic u so dearly love its all good. I like how you think (at parts anyways)
Oh! and its not that hard to find magic, just search and you will find. P.S: Just so you know (Cuss Im kind of worried about you) (Although you might already know) U should seriously try not to play with magic (as in controlling and manipulating that energy). I can give you 2 good reasons right now why not 2. 1) It will open a "door" and you may not like what you find behind that door. kind of like fishing you can't choose what fish you can hook. and 2) It could possibly kill you. BB
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| Ravenite | Good stuff on here. | 0 | Mar 8 2009, 9:40 AM EDT by Ravenite | ||||
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Thread started: Mar 8 2009, 9:40 AM EDT
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WOW! Now THAT was a long read.
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| freedragon10022 | ... | 1 | Feb 28 2009, 5:44 PM EST by dancingpaws | ||||
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Thread started: Feb 28 2009, 5:12 PM EST
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Hmmm... Interesting.... I see... Hmmmm.... Care to be friends?
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| dark_avenger | wow | 1 | Jan 17 2009, 7:59 AM EST by dancingpaws | ||||
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Thread started: Jan 14 2009, 3:49 PM EST
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wow nice profile . . .by the way nice messages on the threads
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